Daintycakes » Uncategorized http://www.daintycakes.com Adventures in Something! Fri, 26 Sep 2014 22:51:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Conversations with Beefcake Mansteed 4 http://www.daintycakes.com/2014/09/26/conversations-with-beefcake-mansteed-4/ http://www.daintycakes.com/2014/09/26/conversations-with-beefcake-mansteed-4/#comments Fri, 26 Sep 2014 22:51:34 +0000 Daintycakes http://www.daintycakes.com/?p=388 Daintycakes: So, I was thinking about maternity photos…
Beefcake: Actually?
Daintycakes: so, here’s my idea
me, with some gauzy fabric, looking all majestic with my belly hanging out
riding a horse
Beefcake: That would be the most majestic.
Daintycakes: then, through the magic of photoshop, boom you’re a centaur
Beefcake: Fantasy pregnancy adventure.
Daintycakes: it would be both hot and classy

]]> http://www.daintycakes.com/2014/09/26/conversations-with-beefcake-mansteed-4/feed/ 0 Every Day I’m Shovelling… http://www.daintycakes.com/2013/04/19/every-day-im-shovelling/ http://www.daintycakes.com/2013/04/19/every-day-im-shovelling/#comments Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:30:35 +0000 Daintycakes http://www.daintycakes.com/?p=389 So, listen, Mother Nature. You and I need to have a talk.
Ahem.

I like you. I really do. I spend a lot of time with you. Almost every morning in fact, and extra on the weekends in the afternoons and evenings.


But lately, it seems that you’ve changed. I know, we all change as time goes on, and by and large I understand. Sometimes, you’re shining warm and inviting. Sometimes, you’re gentle and soothing. Sometimes you’re hurtful, chilling and biting. Sometimes you’re oppresive, stifling and strangling. Sometimes you’re downright destructive.


I feel like I take these moods in stride, like all dedicated companions. I find joy in most of these moods, and feel like we can share some really great moments in almost all of them. During those times that you make it abundantly clear that you’d like to be alone, I try to respect that.


But seriously, it’s APRIL bitch. Get a grip. You need to fucking MOVE ON.

]]> http://www.daintycakes.com/2013/04/19/every-day-im-shovelling/feed/ 0 Conversations with Beefcake Mansteed http://www.daintycakes.com/2012/01/06/conversations-with-beefcake-mansteed/ http://www.daintycakes.com/2012/01/06/conversations-with-beefcake-mansteed/#comments Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:00:51 +0000 Daintycakes http://www.daintycakes.com/?p=233 D: I have to think of what I’m going to call you on the blog. You know, to maintain my privacy. I can’t use your real name. I was thinking “Beefcake Mansteed.”

Beefcake Mansteed: That’s a terrible name.

D: Really, out of all of the nicknames I’ve give you over the course of our relationship, this one isn’t so bad.

Beefcake Mansteed: Well, I guess you have a point there.

*some time passes*

D: I probably smell like whiskey right now.

Beefcake Mansteed: Yeah, you do.

D: Cougars smell like whiskey. You could pretend I’m a cougar if you wanted to.

Beefcake Mansteed: I don’t want to pretend you’re a cougar.

D: If you’re nice, you can take a field trip to the Cougar Melon Camp!

Beefcake Mansteed: *horrified look*

D: *hysterical laughter*

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