Point
A: “I had this drink at the bar last night, called Sex with an Alligator.”
D: “What?”
A: “Sex with an Alligator.”
D: “Why would you name it that? You can’t have sex with an alligator!”
A: “Listen, I didn’t name it that. Don’t blame me. The bottom is cherry whatever…”
D: “Cherry…whatever?”
A: “McGillicuddy’s or whatever. Then Midori, then coconut rum. Not Malibu, it’s kind of creamy like coconut milk. Then Jag.”
D: “That sounds revolting.”
A: “You know what? It kind of is. I need to find a new bar.”
Counterpoint
D: “Right now I’m sourcing food-grade lavender, I found a recipe for honey-lavender simple syrup, and a recipe for a lavender-syrup rusty nail.”
A: “Gross. Isn’t lavender a smell?”